Giving it away!

So I love buying cheap used cool stuff it is kind of an addiction of mine and it's gotten really bad because I have accumulated way to much stuff and by stuff I mean books, dvds and records. Most of witch I've never read, listen to, or watched and that's wasteful and dum. So in an attempt to declutter my place I'm Going to start giving it all away.

So here is how it's going to work starting this Tuesday at Grab Ass and every show after I will be giving away books, dvds and records. Till I ween myself down to one single bookshelf. I have about four right now.

I'm also going to try and read the book before I give it away, after all that's why I bought it. So I'll post on the blog what I'm read/giving away at the next show.

I wont have time to read a book in the next 3 days so I be giving away a book I've read and 3 other books I have more then one copy of!

The Gambler by Dostoyevsky
subUrbia by Bogosian
A Portrait of the artist as a young man by Joyce
Improvisation for the theater by Spolin

HoLLy Shit!

Dear Readers
I myself have handed out around 200 Postcards for The Grab Ass Comedy Show that I host and plug all over this blog and I wanted to know if any one has looked at my blog after getting one of said postcards. So if you have leave a comment.

Holly Fuck guys I'm not joking when I say this is real! I was playing another fun game of the coolest James Harris ever when I came across this picture!!! This is Professor James S. Harris and yes a fucking panda!

He is a part of the James s. Harris group. His research interests include * Molecular Beam Epitaxy * Nanofabrication * Optoelectronics * Non-linear Optics * Single Electron Devices * Spintronics

Me cooler because I would never make a panda take a creepy photo with me. I'd just put one on my postcard!

Can't wait to see you guys Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!
Face Book invite http://www.facebook.com/inbox/?ref=mb#/event.php?eid=173830034028&ref=ts

Me Having Fun!

The show on the 17th is a really big one For Grab ASS and Me so please try and come out!

We have Kumail Nanjiani read this awesome NYT article on him!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/01/arts/television/01koni.html

Yeah!

James Harris | MySpace Video

The Coolest Glen Glenn Ever

I know You all love the game the coolest James Harris ever, well tonight we are going to spice it up a bit and play the coolest Glen Glenn ever. Many of you I'm sure know and love the music of aging rockabilly star Glen Glenn from Ontario, CALIFORNIA!

http://www.myspace.com/rockinglenglenn
I personally am a giant fan of his hit Single one cup of coffee!

but yet he is no match for the Comedy stylings and coolnes of my good friend the coolest Glen Glenn(Casey Jost) ever.
http://www.facebook.com/reqs.php#/video/video.php?v=539201624148&ref=mf

and for the kids James Larnell "Shack" Harris played QB for the Rams from 1973-1976

Me cooler my middle name is Francis and also I don't even play sport!


Really big Grab Ass coming please come out. November 3rd and 17th

Our killer line ups of comics

Tuesday November 3rd:
Michel Palasck (Comedy Central) In from Chicago
Dan St. Germain (The Onion News Network)
Jena Friedman (Entertaining The Bartender)
Casey Jost (Mid-Evenings with Jay Miller)

Tuesday November 17th
Kumail Nanjiani (Michel & Michel Have Issues)

Peter Grosz (The Colbert Report)

Brooke Van Poppelen (ECNY Nominee)
John Szluga (Mid-Evening with Jay Miller)

Shows, Shows, Shows, Shows & Shows!

So many shows. It's show city for me! How should I share all my shows, maybe I'll tell you about all these shows on my blog. Shows, Shows, Shows, Shows & Shows! I have no eye's, showsssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

So as a lot of folks know last year I was working on a TV show that took over my life. I had to stop performing comedy and that was real shit city. But now I'm back on my grind and I think I'm making up for last year with a lot of shows now. I have about 14 lined up threw mid January and then I'm hoping to do a fun two week tour of the Northeast and Canada with my good friend and comedian Adam Pateman.

So if you can please try and come out to one of the next few shows!!!!
Below is a list a a few and the rest can all be found on my myspace.

Tonight 10/14 stand up @ The loony Bin on Staten Island 830pm
Saturday 10/17 Improv @ The PIT in NYC 8pm
Tuesday 10/20 Stand up @ cargo cafe 930.



www.myspace.com/thecoolestjamesharrisever

Body Chub Index

If you have seen me over the cores of this past year you know I've been slowly defatting myself. I rang in the new year at 235 pounds and now I am weighing in at not that fat. To put a bit of prospective on not that fat I lost the average body weight of a 6 year old boy. I've dun so by eating better and ridding my bike every where I go and not by lifting one single weight thank you. I'm just trying to be healthy not trying to prove something about myself and my man hood with my getting in shape that's why I am cooler then Oregon 2007 Ironman Lightweight winner James Harris.

My Cell Phone is a jerk!

My cell Phone is a jerk and he hates me. If you have texted me over the past month or two and I have not got back to you it's not because I don't like you any more. It is because my cell phone is being a real ass hole and it is he who is keeping us apart. Shitty things my cell hone does.

1) Does not think your message is that important to me, so it deletes it before I open my phone.

2) I open my Phone and the screen turns into some thing that resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.

3) I open the bastard and the screen has turned completely white. When this happens it will stay this way for about a hour or a day.

4) If I receive more then two text at the same time my phone shuts off.

what I should do is get a new phone but what I'm going to do is nothing. I am going to stay with the ass hole for the last two months of my contract like a failed relationship stuck in a lease of a crappy one bed room, I'm just going to suck it up to save the money. It's to bad I cant sublet another phone.

So just call me if you would like to talk and if you don't have my number it's most likely because we are not friends but maybe we will be some day.